1. aligayforpayliebert replied to your photo“I am not ready for life, the only thing I am ready for is being a…”
    LETS BE WOODS BURRITOS
    Honestly, the best plan of action for life. 
     
  2. I am not ready for life, the only thing I am ready for is being a burrito. Also maybe eating a burrito. 

    I am not ready for life, the only thing I am ready for is being a burrito. Also maybe eating a burrito. 

     
  3. kbearluna:

Hat hair. #thebeaniecoversthealfalfa

    kbearluna:

    Hat hair. #thebeaniecoversthealfalfa

     
  4. I just want to watch how to get away with murder, but I watched it all and have hella hw. 

    Tbh I am fucked, and don’t even have the motivation to like try it. 

     
  5. So in the course of three and a half hours I made 21 dollars in cash tips, and got some free soup. Tbh my job is great. 

     
  6. In other other news, I think I really fucked up and am not going to be able to vote because I don’t think I am registered? Fuck.

     
  7. 17:35

    Tags: Damn

    In other news, I watched all of How To Get Away With Murderand it is glorious

     
  8. So I am entering my room exclusively through my window at this point because drunk me has placed my keys somewhere in my room and I know not where. 

     
  9. 12:29

    Notes: 279527

    Reblogged from werewolf-kid

    Tags: TRUUUUEPuns

    chickenstab:

    halloween’s coming early on tumblr

     
  10. 11:43

    Notes: 98058

    Reblogged from mintfish

    Tags: i am literally wheezing holy shit

    pansysky:

    spookytox:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT